Well that's one gift down

Claire 8:49
how bout these for tristan?
http://www.overland.com/Products/Mens-480/Footwear-493/SheepskinLeatherSlippers-494/PID-51315.aspx?WT.mc_id=00007&zmam=2556758&zmas=3&zmac=2&zmap=51315
made from genuine moosehide!
yeehaw!

Tristan 8:49
....

Claire 8:49
OH NO!!!
NOOOOOOO
NOO!O!O!

Tristan 8:49
FAIL

Claire 8:50
DAMN DAMN DMNDA

Tristan 8:50
TOTAL FAIL

Claire 8:50
GODDAMN
>

Tristan 8:50
those are nice tho

Claire 8:50
what are nice?!
nothing!

Tristan 8:50
lol

Claire 8:50
you SAW NOHING

Tristan 8:50
oh yeah

Claire 8:50
i KNEW i should have emailed them instead

Tristan 8:50
i clicked the link thinking you meant Kris

Claire 8:51
bcause of tricksy stupid aim tabs fucking up
Kris already has fucking slippers

Tristan 8:51
they're not that tricky

Claire 8:51
HE HAS EVERYTHING

Tristan 8:51
you just gotta read

Claire 8:51
but i did
*sigh*
so- you like?

Tristan 8:51
aw.

Claire 8:52
cuz youre kinda in the Kris camp of "he has everything I can afford to get him"

Tristan 8:52
aw

Claire 8:52
he wants an xbox and you prolly want a new computer

Tristan 8:52
yeah, i dont even know what i want for christmas

Claire 8:52
which makes my life OH SO EASY
HOW BOUT SOME SLIPPERS

Tristan 8:52
those looks awesome frankly

Claire 8:53
well good
thats what i was going for

Tristan 8:53
and would be real happy if i somehow got them

Kris's great idea....

"AND THEN WHEN YOU COME BACK YOU CAN BE SCULLY FOR HALLOWEEN AND I CAN BE MULDER AND THEN WE CAN LIVE OUT FAN DREAMS OF THEM BEING A COUPLE WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME"

Some Brother/Boyfriend Banter

Floatingdog: you could always try to write a witty protest sign concerning the state of the economy and how you can't get a job and become a national icon
Sloth514: I could write it ont he back of my diploma
Floatingdog: be this guy: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2305/1761692638_b58e57d0ea.jpg?v=1205707956
Sloth514: the witty protest sign market is flooded these days anyway
Floatingdog: that could be your sign
Floatingdog: and then be like (I need a job, will work for money)
Floatingdog: also, i wonder if one of the trade that guy has is lettering
Floatingdog: because that's some pretty good lettering
Floatingdog: you could also just become a political activist blaming everything that has ever sucked in your life on "THE ECONOMY"
Sloth514: IT'S THE FAULT OF THIS THING I DON"T UNDERSTAND
Floatingdog: heheh
Floatingdog: that could be your slogan
Sloth514: "Look, I don't get your Wall Street magic, just make it so I can get a job doing what I want"
Sloth514: Yours could say "THE ECONOMY TOOK MY FAMILY :["
Floatingdog: this is 500 words away from being an onion article
Sloth514: heh heh
Sloth514: Witty Protest Sign Market Flooded
Sloth514: I like it.
Sloth514: "You wouldn't believe how hard it is to break into the protest sign business," says local man Michael Waters. Exasperated he continued "I knew I should have majored in graphic design!"

Introducing...

Someone got a new toy....

Recovering

with tea, cheerios, coffee and lots and lots of water.

Gotta Love

Kris's dream:

I had a horrible dream that we were getting married for some stupid reason. And then when it came down to actually going through with it I didn't have my coat and tie (I forgot them) and then I flipped out and was like "IDON'TWANTTODOTHISIDON'TWANTTODOTHIS NO MOM SHUT UP I'M TOO YOUNG THIS IS STUPID NONNONONONONONONONONONONONONO"

That first line really cracks me up.

My favorite email of the day

"I have in my possession an object of fine art that is unprecedented by any other artist/s. Imagine statue of Jesus Christ, crucified, made of carpet."

Lets hope that he sends through some images

Gotta Love

While waiting at a crosswalk, overhearing an Italian gentleman: "yes, you can say traversiamo, but we would say attraversiamo!"

You gotta Love

The woman at Tesco buying nothing but a bag of Crispy Lettuce and a pint of Cherry Garcia Ben and Jerry's Ice cream.

BBC1, BBC2, ITV1 and Channel 4

Since my college buddy is visiting from the States, we've been telling her all about how incredibly boring our 4 available TV channels are. So we turned on the tube, trying to prove the point and the first thing she heard was : "... one of the premier figures in British botany today"

"Tequilla? huh?"

When the clerk at the convenience store asked Kris to clarify which bottle of liquor he wanted, Kris was too embarrassed to explain he wanted the one with the red Sombrero on top.

Nikon D80

The camera I want costs as much as my monthly rent. N0- seriously.

If I had a Twitter Account

I would post about my random thoughts- but since I don't, I guess this will just have to do...


I ate TWO Cadbury Crunchie bars today. In a row.
My god they're delicious.